did-you-kno:

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But I am connected to wifi so scarcely that I no longer keep up with you… :( sorry

You know how they say a girl knows if they will sleep with a guy in 10 seconds? Well why can they know how badly they are going to be hurt by a guy in 10 seconds.

lady-brettashley:

saosin | you’re not alone

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Chelsea’s Birthday is gonna be epic!

When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”