Few things I gotta learn…
-Do not chug a pint and follow it up with another beer
-Find a friend to drink with who can steal my phone and possibly cuddle.
-Find a beer I like that’s easy to say when intoxicated. Corona and Heineken will not come out well drunk.
-Autocorrect is my best friend! Makes my drunken works come out clearer.
-When I’m drink…. Now…
I forgot the last one but im sure it’s important!